Wednesday, April 13, 2011

It's the future I can see.

I think I am slowly losing my mind. Either that, or all of my common sense is being replaced by an enhanced psychic ability, since I often think I have something a little stronger than women's intuition.

Truthfully, simple things like remembering to bring my dress to the gym so that I actually have clothing to wear to work other than my hot pink and white striped towel have become increasingly more difficult. Yes, this morning, I forgot the dress that was hanging in my closet and found myself in the locker room with just my under garments and some high heels. And no. The street corner is not my place of employment. Trip to Target, 50 bucks, and 20 minutes late to work later I look smashing in a pencil skirt and sweater.... But despite the "new outfit" hop in my step, the whole office knows this outfit is covering up my shameful early-on-set dementia.

Disney can now make a show about me.
Meanwhile, as everyday things slip through the cracks, I am noticing my more obscure thoughts are becoming premonitions. Just the other day, my sister had a dream, and that same morning before she told me about it, I had lingering feelings on the exact same topic. And the other day I was thinking about someone I hadn't seen in ages, and five minutes later I ran into her. Or I will search for my phone to call someone, and that same person will be calling me. There are so many more of these "That's So Raven" examples, but of course, because I am losing my common sense memory, I cannot remember them to prove to you that I have a gift.

Maybe it is the Spring fever hitting me now that the weather is finally beautiful. Maybe my brain thinks I am a natural blonde. Or maybe my brain is honing my fortune telling skills.

My guess, its the latter.

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